Yep, that’s right, it’s out of order. There was a time in my life that I thought things would happen in a logical order, or like life in those fairytales. The stories were life is all rosy, prosperous, and juuuust fine . . . until you realize that crap isn’t true for you, your friends, family, co-workers, acquaintances, sensual dominant lover, the grocery store cashier, and the guy selling popcorn out of the cart on the corner by your j.o.b.

So, that’s how this blog will go. Out-of-fricking-order. Sit back, add a little extra butter on your popcorn, and enjoy my journey.